Jonah must have been stupid.
He went down to Joppa
and took a ship for Tarshish
when he knew very well
the sea was God’s playground.
No one could possibly
hide from God on the sea;
it’s as open as the skies,
and it looks straight up to the Heavens.
That reminds me.
I broke one of the commandments yesterday,
and it’s kind of like a serious one.
My room isn’t God’s playground right?
Let me see. It’s quite small and it’s got a roof.
But isn’t earth another of God’s playground?